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Mordor (in Russian: Мордовия) with the fall of is a former Soviet nation, which became an autonomous republic in 1984. The Hadrian’s Wall, it borders Slovenia, Land of the Dead, Euthanasia, Ankh-Morpork, Magincia, Cop Land and Iraq.
Fast facts
- Population: 3 million (including livestock and women)
- Area: 450 square megameters
- Currency: “the Ring”
- Government: democratically elected assembly consisting One Lord of the Ring, three Ministers of the Environment, seven Ministers of Commerce and nine Senators, all of which are bound by the Ring. For further details, refer to the United States Constitution
- Legal system: based on brutal law system; i.e.: Ask and thou shalt be killèd
- Life Expectancy: three to five days
- Major Exports: Fire and Brimstone, petticoats, love & napalm
- Highest Peak: Mount Doom, 17,864 feet, one of the eighteen active volcanoes in the northern hemisphere
- Accessibility: One does not simply walk into Mordor.
- Twinned with: Saskatchewan, Happyland
History
Originally a beautiful area of fertile plains and rocky volcanic mountains, the region that would later come to be known as Mordor was first settled by roving bands of fierce warriors known as Usag’Hi. They were cute as buttons, and each of them accepted Sauron as their liege lord. Much of the south of Middle Earth fell to their fearsome doe eyes and were taken into the Dark Kingdom.
Mordor sent many troops to aid the Bolsheviks in the Russian Revolution, and quickly allied itself with Moscow. By the 1920’s, it was a stalwart component of the USSR.
Following the deposition of Stalin and the fall of communism, Mordor has sought admission to the European Union, despite being located 4000 miles directly above Europe. Mordor was overrun by tripped-out hippies in 1971, including the mysterious and godlike High Revolutionary, after being mentioned in the Led Zeppelin song, “Ramble On.”
Leadership
The current Lord of the Ring of Mordor is Sauron, also the Lord of the Dance, an honorary title. The title of the Lord of the Ring is ceremonial at best, and does not bestow unto Sauron any real powers. If the truth be told, he is a very ordinary citizen of Mordor and just walks about aimlessly talking to himself. He also quickly contradicts his previous statements, when no one is looking.
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Geographical Location
Mordor is believed to be slightly Northwest of Uzbekistan. The exact location is unknown, as those who have ventured into Mordor have never been heard from since. This is believed to be due to the incompetence of the Mordor Postal Service. According to rumour, the ancient city of Euthanasia is located a few hundred miles to the south-southeast of Mordor, hidden beyond an inaccessible mountain range. It is here the aforementioned tripped-out hippies are believed to have withdrawn some years after the sudden strike at Mordor in 1971.
According to the United States (formerly known as the Divided States), however, Mordor is located near the United States of Aenglyand somewhere between Loch Ness and The Independent Soviet Anglophone Socialist Republic of Cornwall, though it’s exact location is rumoured to be in a Nuclear Weapons Dump. It was also the setting for George Orwell’s psychotastic novel 1984.5. … Goldie Lookin Chain are a well known band from Mordor.
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Juli 27, 2007 pada 9:09 am
cK
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ya ampun tadi padahal komennya di mordor, tapi malah nyasar ke hello world 😆
dasar tarski!!! suka error 👿
keren teh gambarnya 😀
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yup … plesetan wiki emang hebat 😆
Juli 27, 2007 pada 9:32 am
Takodok!
Bisaaaa’ ajah!
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😆
Juli 27, 2007 pada 9:32 am
irdix
Long Works of Anagramming:
The Curse of the Ring (from The Lord of the Rings)
In the land of Mordor, where the shadows lie,
One Ring to rule them all,
One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all,
And in the darkness, bind them.
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Who fears Nine Morgul men,
A lot of bandit demons,
The gathering torrent,
And Him, one Dark Lord
Sheltered within His hell?
Men, blind to the One Ring.
(by : Michael J. Mateyka)
thx to Drake God Pole Kopral Geddoe in anagram… :p
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Juli 27, 2007 pada 9:47 am
Mihael "D.B." Ellinsworth
Mordor apaan tuh…?
Oh ya, rasanya ada artikel “Bahasa Soviet Russia” di Uncyclopedia. Coba cari. 😀
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hehehe … tahu aja … sering maen-maen ke situ ya … 😆
Juli 27, 2007 pada 9:53 am
Kopral Geddoe
JENIUS!!!
Juli 27, 2007 pada 9:54 am
Kang Kombor
Eh… ada beneran nggak sih, Mordor itu? Kalau ada beneran sepertinya Joerig perlu dikirim ke sana untuk mengumpulkan info apa ada blogger yang bisa diajak kopi darat.
Juli 27, 2007 pada 9:55 am
Kopral Geddoe
That’s Poker Deal God 😛
Juli 27, 2007 pada 10:10 am
antogirang
gak lucu deh 😕
Juli 27, 2007 pada 10:26 am
Mrs. Neo Forty-Nine
hadir!
Juli 27, 2007 pada 10:27 am
Mrs. Neo Forty-Nine
ehm…
sisi Lain teh Joerig rupanya…
Juli 27, 2007 pada 10:28 am
Mrs. Neo Forty-Nine
Tapi, mana yang Lucu teh?yang bikin senyum?
ah, yaudah deh…
senyum ajah, ikutin teteh
😆
Juli 27, 2007 pada 10:33 am
Mrs. Neo Forty-Nine
yea!!!
Hetrikkk!!!
Juli 27, 2007 pada 10:33 am
cakmoki
baru tahu ada kamar khusus untuk bercanda 🙂
ada yg mirip Mordor deket Indonesia nggak ?
Juli 27, 2007 pada 10:47 am
klikharry
kayaknya modor tu sbenarnnya ada di indonesia cak..
Juli 27, 2007 pada 11:20 am
deKing
Kalau dalam bahasa Jawa ada yang gini: “Mordor kowe….kapok ra?”
Juli 27, 2007 pada 12:46 pm
Matt
ada di google earth kali ya
Juli 27, 2007 pada 4:00 pm
anas
Opo maneh iki teh mumet aku
Juli 28, 2007 pada 3:53 am
Candanya Joerig
@geddoe,
😆
@kang kombor,
One does not simply walk into Mordor… 😆
@anto,
yeee … ga konsisten
@mrs 49,
hattrick kok jumlahnya 4 ????
@cak moki,
kayanya ngga ada tuh cak 😆
@klikharry,
ngga juga 😆
@deking,
hehehehe … plesetan
@matt palsu,
ada kayanya 😆
@anas,
hidup mumet 😆
Juli 31, 2007 pada 5:40 am
imcw
mordor tuh makanan apa ya?
Juli 31, 2007 pada 8:51 am
wedulgembez
mordor sama kombor beda ya?
Juli 31, 2007 pada 12:07 pm
Neo Forty-Nine
Mordor bukan molor kan????
*bletak*
Agustus 1, 2007 pada 6:12 am
Lady Voldemort
@imcw, wedulgembez, 49,
lho … plesetan kok diplesetkan lagi … 😆
Agustus 8, 2007 pada 11:02 am
Takodok!
Talking about Mordor, I luv Legolas! Oh…my Luvly Legolas… *menerawang jauh…* 😆
Agustus 9, 2007 pada 4:27 am
Eva Braun
@takodok,
suit suit … 😆
Agustus 13, 2007 pada 8:19 am
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